Conversation with my dogs:
me: "So guys, in a few weeks I'll be working with baby bears everyday."
dogs: *blank stare*
me: "Here's what I was thinking. I figure I can slowly train the bears to follow my commands while I care for them. Then, over time, I can have an army of baby bears."
dogs: *blank stare, tail thump*
me: "Then, once I have compiled my army, nothing can stop me! See something I like, have baby bears use cuteness to obtain it and fetch it for me. Someone's mean to me, charm them with adorable baby bears then have them bite their kneecaps and run. I could take over the world! I could conquer the world with commands and cuteness!!"
dogs: *frantic tail thumps*
I decided to perceive the frantic tail thumps as enthusiastic approval, even though it stared right after I opened a bag of chips. Therefore, I am right and SHALL HAVE AN ARMY OF CUTENESS. That is all.